chemistry

i was thinking recently about this. if i were a chemistry compound, what on earth would i be.

hydrocarbon. alkane in particular. an alkane which is infinitely long.

saturated. that's what i'm now. absolutely brain dead. and can barely undergo any reaction.

so please, make me an alkene. remove those darn hydrogen and make me reactive pls? undergo whatever reaction is none of my concern but i jus wanna be unsaturated.

my brain jus needs a little breathing space. yes, absolutely in need of it.